Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
