Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
