she was so not down for the gang bang
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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