I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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