I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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