when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I bet he comes in French.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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