Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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