so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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