Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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