Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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