We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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