i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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