No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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