I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
