FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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