This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There r osticjed everywhere
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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