Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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