To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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