I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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