I hate your face
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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