She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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