After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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