New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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