Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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