Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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