What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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