She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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