WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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