I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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