Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Semen is not good for contacts.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Blow job season was short but glorious.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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