Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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