The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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