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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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