so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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