You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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