So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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