Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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