Don't you send me to vm
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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