margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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