I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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