stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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