Ambien. No doubt about it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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