No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
This is my gift to your gina
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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