I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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