Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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