Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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