Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Your penis caused this!
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