Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my shit smells like andre
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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