Can i not drive my cunt home
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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