What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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