I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize