sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Panties = found
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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